pixar could nada pay enough for this trainer of apple chomping antz
so i wonder if any chance whisker of employment
thru this contrived virtual toy story qua ratatouille poetic brew
could materialize into a likely chance
such an idea generates me to shrek out with excitement and dance
just in case a glimmer of some prospect exists
for this self anointed bard and one who dislikes formality
of belmont hills now presents his technical skills which he hopes to enhance
hence this chap offers his following poetic expression
to take a glance
and mebbe help this intuitive homo sapiens
per his income to expand too en-hance
which byte size bit torrent humor might cause ye to soil your pants
after misinterpreting this mishmash as some rave and rants
per even a part time need exists please let me so of some positive stance
with a subtle intent to place me as worth hiring,
to sway some au currant series electronic charge
and ideally affect hypnotic trance!
i betcha never gotta a reply like a this iambic pentameter electronic wire
from a boyish looking blood muggle father up in years
(whose nonpareil courage to face voldemort never does tire)
and two grade school girls would consider him a worthy hire
less so to rake in gobs of money, but to satiate this nearly unquenchable hunger and thirst
for further (ahem) bits of computer know how to acquire.
this cover letter of sorts conveys an itty bitty
raw bit size actual work experience
(from this older mister mom who lives west of the philadelphia city)
nonetheless, i hanker (NOT to be confused with HACKER)
which prompts the following ditty
moi computer trouble shooting abilities some may ascribe as nitty gritty
on a par with the secret life of one walter mitty
whom destiny protected and took pity
merely meant to be silly
yet also an attempt to be witty.
no matter how many miles by car
(actually your company might be within dead man walking distance)
this opportunity would not be considered to far
to use my acumen and interest and technologically spar
using graphical user interface programs
to get unstuck from virtual feathery tar.
iambic pentameter might not constitute traditional standard genre for a cover letter
i see no reason with rhyme why my own non-conformist modus operandi
cannot serve as me own mode to communicate pursuit
as a computer repair technician go getter
which honest to goodness confession
hopefully affects against other respondents at least a bit better.
this pure breed mud half blood muggle prince
this bona fide seeker for employment does reckon the following poetic way
not necessarily follows the formalities to reply as most would readily say
yet why adhere to conformity, which paradigm frowns on creative a tay
which atypical modus operandi to reply a positive reply and job i pray
even if the outcome per offering my interest turns out to be nay
perhaps because where mien hometown west of philadelphia lay.
the resume (purposely omitted as a microsoft word attachment) may show a dearth
yet decided to resort to verse to induce a byte size mirth
of requisite (sought after) technical expertise,
i do possess the attributes well worth.
if you might just allow me to boast
and blithely use iambic pentameter to coast
maybe even given the opportunity to eradicate re: exorcise any binary ghost
and offer bytes of helpful information from this pc host.
so...without further ado i will slightly brag
to tell of an ability to conduct understand dos
manage common system utilities such as scan disk and defrag
installed, resolved dsl issues, performed scan-disk and troubleshooting glitches
such as removal of dos files, installation and/or removal of hardware
likewise uninstalling software, running registry sweeps
in an attempt to remove bugs and errors
that cause this machine to cough and gag
which invariably causes such processes as downloading,
sending, uploading, et cetera to lag
and if chance smiles on further consideration like a happy pup his tail will wag!
oh...and by the way i would accept a starting
and/or negotiable salary as a starting wage
in an effort to support this self proclaimed sage
whose role can double up as a court jester, joker, or page
hopeful this poetic synopsis offers a favorable gauge
and in tandem enriching my fount of knowledge
more valuable at this advanced age.
y'all might think this reply balderdash and rot
which may matter bo diddly squat
no matter i herald from royalty with salient strengths
as being a prestigious scott
butta mister harris does not smoke booze nor drink from a pot
and a student he is not
yet moxie by proxy this poet of belmont hills doth got
and might elicit salient characteristics similar to a humanoid bot
and, oh by the way, i lived in narberth for some years that = quite alot!